behold the world's worst accident: I am the girl anachronism.
new jersey girl, new jersey girl you're wicked awesome. - nerf herder
I'm becoming less defined as days go by, fading away And well you might say I'm losing focus Kinda drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself Sometimes I think I can see right through myself Less concerned about fitting into the world, your world that is 'Cause it doesn't really matter anymore. Nine Inch Nails - Only
TOP 38 REASONS WHY I'M 105 POUNDS OF WICKED GROOVYNESS
My name is Schuyler.
01. No one ever pronounces my name right or spells it right. (And no, you will not get it right either.) 02. I currently reside back in the 201 of Dirty Jersey. I live in a town no one has heard of called Woodcliff Lake. I used to live alone in a two bedroom aparment on theNorthend. I had a breakfast nook dubbed "the Champagne Room" by the one and only Cory Peck. 03. I have recently discovered I can put my leg behind my head. 04. I sit on my knees in desks because I have no ass. (On the other hand, I can truly say, I can't ever get my "ass" kicked.) 05. Arm me with a pen, a notebook, some good tunes, and a cigarette and I'm golden. 06. I have three tattoos, and am always wanting to get more. 07. I have 2 eyebrow rings which I disobeyed my parents to get but have wanted since I was eleven and waited till I was eighteen. 08. I am fearless to the concrete world. 09. I heart cartoons and comic books. 10. Music/Writing = Life 11. I have a Fender Telecaster named Colliepe. 12. I bite my nails. 13. I hate drama. Period. 14. I have a hard time creating and keeping friendships with girls and seem to find comfort in guy friendships more. 15. I have yet to discover I am a girl and have never learned the fundamental skills of being one: I am baffled at the concept of make up, skirts, and high heels. 16. I'm dangerously un-paranoid. 17. I still sleep with a stuffed animal named Puppy. 18. I like to cuddle, bitches. 19. I'm a sucker for a great book, a croissant, and a comfy place to lay. 20. I am a wicked hardcore ice cream fan. 21. I say "chocolate" funny, get over it. My friends haven't. 22. I have a strange accent, often noted that although I am originally from New Jersey, I do not sound like it. (I have mass amounts of hidden Jersey pride) 23. I'm a great listener. 24. I love a good conversationalist. 25. I have an overwhelming guilt complex. I often say "I'm sorry", probably all too much, but I always mean it. 26. I'm a pool hall junkie. 27. I'm a smoker and do not appreciate people who de-value me because of it. 28. I used to be a fat kid. Infact, I still think I am. 29. Due to the above statement, I can out eat anyone in the world. 30. It takes a lot out of me to accept a compliment. 31. I wear two different colored Coverse High Tops and Berks all year 'round 32. I am a Wallflower. 33. I don't sit still and often breakout into spontaneous dance. 34. In April of 2005, I dislocated my left knee playing hacky-sack by myself in high school music theory class. 35. My hair is never seen in its original color and I am unaware of its true natural color. 36. My birthday is the unluckiest day of the year for me. 37. I'm the coolest hippie ever. 38. Anything you can do, I can do better..
to all the ones that hated me the most, a toast!
I am not original. I am the combined effort of every one I have ever known.